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HI FRIEND! I am Jack! Look at me! I am an old-fashioned yellow Labrador. I am very thick. WAG TAIL. Pant. Get patted. I like you. Do you like me?

Find out how Jack meets a Beautiful Girl Dog, goes on a Big Food Hunt, copes with some very superior cats, braves the fearsome Garage Dog – and has to stand alone against Big Huge Metal Monsters…